AFOLABI EMPHASISES "NO ONE IS A RESERVOIR OF KNOWLEDGE


ENGLISH PASS ENGLISH
A professor drove into a Petrol Station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.
-Professor: Guy, abeg, give me full tank.(Pidgin English).
-Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only speak English.
- Professor: Okay! Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
-Fuel Attendant: Oga na play i dey play o, how much fuel you wan buy?...(Pidgin English)
AFOLABI ABDULMALIK, CO-AUTHOR.

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